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25. March 2008 by John Henry

As I'm currently getting to know AdSense, I'm spending a lot of time on their help forums.  The level of ignorance and avarice on these forums is astounding.  Rather than disrupt the forums, however, I thought I'd go ahead and share my honest thoughts here.  Enjoy.

I wanted to ask that on Blogger as we Can't Host Anything, It is legal or to say Safe to Post anything there.

Cracked Softs which has hosted on sites Like RS, MU ..etc are Posted on Various Websites throughtout the Net.

So if i just Copy the Download Links and Paste them On my Blog  is it Safe?

I mean With Google's Policies.

Am I allowed to Do it.

I know it's Wrong .. But I want to Do it ( If it's Not against the Google's Policies)

ie to say I am asking if there's a Loop-Hole Here?

Would it be okay To Post Just Links which is Indirectly Available everywhere.

Dear Ethical Black Hole:

Are you completely insane?  What part of "Google ads may not appear on sites containing illegal content, copyright infringements, etc." do you not understand?  "I know it's wrong, but I want to do it anyway?"  Holy crap.  This is not a rolling stop through a red light we're talking about.  This is you asking if you can make free money by building a site that links to stolen software and then throwing Google ads on it.  Can you possibly *be* any less ethical?  Seriously, the depth of your character could be measured with a post-it note.  LAID FLAT.  For the love of pete, stop pretending you have any ethics at all, go fake an injury and start collecting welfare or something.  What a loser.


Hi, I just got banned from adsense due to click fraud, I have only 2% ctr and they are saying i am involve in click fraud.

My question is can i join adsense with different name and address, but my IP address remains same ( IP using with previous account )

Do you think they track me and ban again ?

I think they ought to track you *down* and lay a nail-studded mace upside your head.  Your CTR has nothing to do with whether your clicks are valid or not; clicking on your own ads, having someone else click them for you even though they're not interested in the product, or otherwise inducing or enticing people to click your ads has everything to do with it.  You screwed up, you got caught, now you pay the price.  There's an appeals process.  Maybe - MAYBE - if you crawl on your knees long enough to wear a hole in your patella and then grovel and beg like a broke junkie looking for a fix, they'll stop laughing at your ignorant ass long enough to tell you "no."  Maybe.  If they do, it's far more consideration than you deserve.  Stop going through life trying to shortcut and scam your way to riches, and try earning a living.


HELLO, I JUST STARTED MY WEBSITE LAST MONTH. ONE DAY I WAS EARNING $7.14, AND THE NEXT DAY, THERE WAS ZERO EARNINGS. WHY? NOW HOW CAN I EARN MORE!! WHAT CAN I DO IF I WANT ADS THAT PAY MORE MONEY TO APPEAR ON MY SITE? CAN I EARN INSTEAD OF CPM, CPC? THANK YOU

*picks up keyboard and smashes it into tiny little pieces over your screaming head*  Don't worry, the capslock was broken anyway.  I had a nightmare about what your site may look like.  *shudder*


More to come...no shortage of snark material among the get-rich-quick schemers of the world...