Sometimes people forget that ideals are ideals - goals to be attained, not entitlements to be demanded in defiance of all common sense. [More]

Killin a little time before I head to work… Film Fans, especially horror/shock:  After long and intense consideration I have decided that there is a point beyond which vomit is no longer funny/shocking, but just gross and gratuitous, even if the point is to over-do it. I believe that Stephen King and Rob Reiner reached this saturation point in Reiner’s adaptation of King’s novella “The Body,” which became the film “Stand by Me.”  In the story/film one of the protagonists, Gordon “Gordy” LaChance, makes up a story called “... [More]

When I'm 'working' (either for myself or someone else) I'll often browse news and humor sites while I eat lunch.  I saw this at www.overheardinnewyork.com today: Enthusiastic, loud girl on cell: Smoking pot? So you were smoking...you don't have to be so worried about people hearing what you're saying, nobody's even listening...seriously. --27th & 7th Overheard by: And she had to end up being in my class.. For the epic win, the original poster has to get the enthusiastic loud girl to see this page now.

I give you the worst published writer in modern history. [More]

He's a she! Or she's a he! Or something... [More]

I'm sorry. Really. [More]