[Note, 30-July-10: This is me, three weeks BEFORE the Kalamazoo River Oil Spill, standing on the shore of Lake Michigan and asking "What if it happened here?" A couple of weeks later, it did.] Get your mind out of the gutter. John Henry, the "LowGenius," steps up with a clear and unavoidable notice: our planet is trying to kill us, because we've been killing it. It's time to change, FAST, and without regard for comfort, tradition, or profit. Also, I somehow manage to go off on a number of tangents that you might find interesting, offensive, obnoxious. stupid, uninformed, or all of the above. Or you might like it. You won't know if you don't read it.... [More]