(A little something silly today. I originally wrote and posted this on Blizzard's official forums, at which point they quickly moved it to off-topic purgatory where it died a barely heralded death. If you're a WOW fan, you should enjoy it. If not, walk on by....)
(With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe)
The Murloc
a poem by RogueGenius, Alexstrasza-US
Once upon a marsh, quite muddy,
while I quested with my buddy,
looking high and low for loot in some forsaken bog,
Suddenly there came fapping,
like a fish but not as slapping,
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